Lead turn
(v.) Anticipate or get ahead of something to gain advantage. Get ahead of the game
Definition linkLift fairies
(n.) Term used by the uneducated to describe the origin of lift (they live in the flaps, apparently). Bernouillis, Sky hooks
Definition linkLinford Christie
(n.) A cup of tea or coffee served black with one lump of sugar. cf. Julie Andrews, Whoopie Goldberg, Shirley Bassey, NATO Standard
Definition linkLip stall
1. (v.) To be unable to answer an unexpected question, put to you under pressure, instantly.
2. (v.) To say the wrong or inappropriate thing. cf. Brain fart
Definition linkLMF
(acron. adj.) Lack of Moral Fibre, used to describe anyone who doesn’t want to or cannot do what you are asking due to factors that you consider insignificant. cf. Man up, Wipe your minge, Zip in a spine
Definition linkLocked and loaded
(adj.) Ready. Good to go
Definition linkLong haired air marshall
(n.) One’s wife or female partner. Dragon ops, Red air, CinC home command, M.R.S.
Definition linkLow Hanging Fruit
(phr.) Used to describe something an easily achievable and simple goal or opportunity. Easy pickings
Definition linkLow PK
(Excl.) Low probability of kill. Often used in the context of courting the opposite sex.
Definition linkLP cock pressure only
(phr.) Phrase used to tell all around you that you are having difficulty urinating. cf. Point and shoot
Definition linkLumpy jumper
(n.) A female member of the armed forces. cf. Int bint
Definition linkOut to lunch
(adj.) Used to describe a piece of electronic equipment that is broken or not performing as it should. Lunched
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