UBEV

(stat.) Term meaning Un-briefed evasion: Said for comedy effect, when two people meet head on and are unsure of which way to turn to avoid collision. Shackle.

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UDI

1. (acron.) Unidentified Drinking Injury. Used to describe an injury obtained whilst drunk but the victim has no memory of receiving the injury. 2. (acron.) Universal Declaration of Independence. Used to describe someone who is doing something that does not conform to general practice. Eg “Alan has gone ~ on this one”

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Uninvited ordinance

(n.) An attack.

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