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The Aircrew Dictionary (of unacceptable cliche and overused phrases)
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Wizard Prang

(adj.) A bombing mission that resulted in a large amount of destruction being caused.

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  • Aircrew sunshine
  • Shit and corruption
  • Shit and derision
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Fag chariot

(n.) A Tornado F3 aircraft. Supersonic electronic flick knife cf. Charioteer

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  • Supersonic electronic flick knife
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Flash the Pu

(Order) Start the APU. Eg.” Crewman ¬ and we’ll get going.”


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Bona Jet

(n.) A harrier aircraft. Plastic pig, Wozzle jet, Flying tea trolley

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  • Flying tea trolley
  • Plastic pig
  • Wozzle jet
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Flying tea trolley

(n.) A harrier aircraft. Plastic pig, Wozzle jet, Bona jet

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  • Bona Jet
  • Plastic pig
  • Wozzle jet
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Fuel bitches

(pl. n.) Least capable aircraft in a combined air operation package from a fuel point of view, around which most of the sortie planning has to be done. Weak sisters

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Heaters

(pl. n.) Afterburners. Carrots, Cookers


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Hydraulic palm tree

(n.) A helicopter. Cab


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Jugs

(n.) External fuel tanks, often prefixed by big/small. Bags


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Kick the tires and light the fires

(v.) To get airborne in an expeditious fashion possibly without regard for thorough procedure. cf. Press tits

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Bitching Betty

(n.) The synthetic woman’s voice in terrain avoidance software that instructs a pilot to perform actions to avoid collision. Nagging Nora

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  • Nagging Nora
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Nagging Nora

(n.) The synthetic woman’s voice in terrain avoidance software that instructs a pilot to perform actions to avoid collision. Bitching Betty

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Norfolk land shark

(n. ) A Tornado GR Aircraft. The fin

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  • Fin (the)
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Plastic pig

(n.) A harrier aircraft. Wozzle jet, Bona, Flying tea trolley

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  • Bona Jet
  • Flying tea trolley
  • Nozzly no mates
  • One Man One Fan
  • Wozzle jet
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Squirt

(n.) To illuminate with energy, usually radar or laser.


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Stick

(n.) The weapons employment zone of an aircraft. Eg:” He’s got a bigger ~ than us.”


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Supersonic electronic flick knife

(n.) A Tornado F3 aircraft. cf. Norfolk land shark, Contra-rotating death banana, bonar jet, plastic pig.

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  • Fag chariot
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Surge

(excl.) Said for comedy effect when popping a champagne cork due to the sound being slightly similar to that of a pop surge in a jet aircraft.


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Swing-winged Master Race

(n.) Tornado aircrew – From GAF where the best aircrew are selected to fly the Tornado. Norfolk Land Shark, Two winged master race.

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Switchology:

(n.) A fictional educational subject created to express the familiarity with the sequence of switches that need to be made to allow the desired action to occur.


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