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The Aircrew Dictionary (of unacceptable cliche and overused phrases)
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System wibble

(n.) A disruption of the normal service that a system provides due to a technical reason that cannot be explained.


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T-Bird

(adj.) A training variant of an aircraft.


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Takeoffs=Landings

(stat.) A statement of fact that the individual being talked about has never had to eject to date.


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Boot (the)

(n.) The rear cockpit of a tandem aircraft.


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Fin (the)

(n.) A Tornado GR Aircraft. Norfolk land shark

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Office (the)

(n.) Used by aircrew to refer to their cockpit or area of responsibility on the aircraft. Usually said to civilians when showing them around or showing a photo in a vain attempt to impress.


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Timmy (tristar)

(n.) An RAF Tristar aircraft.


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Toasters

(n.) Afterburners. Carrots, Cookers, Heaters


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Twin sticker

(adj.) A training variant of an aircraft. T-Bird


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Variable noise, constant power

(n.) A comedy description of the attributes of a RAF aircraft propulsion system. ‘From variable speed constant pitch’.


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Wire Straightener:

(n.) An RAF Search and Rescue winchman. Dope on a rope

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Witch’s tit

(n.) A reticule slewing controller in the front cockpit of the Tornado GR4 so named for it’s black pointy shape set upon a circular base.


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Wozzle jet

(n.) A harrier aircraft. Plastic pig, Flying tea trolley, Bona

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Yellow Death Banana

(n.) RAF Seaking SAR Helicopter


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