Deep-throat the cock of death
(v.) Do something that one is extremely unwilling to do. Suck the hind tit
Definition linkFlapping
(v.) To be visibly and audibly distressed by something. cf. Faff, Rolling goat
Definition linkJoe / Joe’ed
(v.) To give or be given a job to do, usually of a tiresome nature. Sponged
Definition linkJumping through hoops
(v.) The act of performing a set of activities to please those in charge and allow your progression to the next stage. Playing the game
Definition linkNause
(n.) Something unpleasant that is usually boring and time consuming. Chaffe, Ball ache
Definition linkNiff naff and triv
(n.) Unimportant tasks that are distracting from the main effort. cf nibbled to death by ducks
Definition linkNibbled to death by ducks
(adv.) Being beset upon all sides with small requests or criticisms that seem trivial and distracting from important matters at hand. cf. Nif naf & triv
Definition linkPaperworkex
(n.) An activity that involves recourse only to planning on the ground, not to actually physically doing anything.Practice bleed, Practice plan
Definition linkPushing shit uphill
(v.) To be attempting to solve a problem with absolutely no success at all. Pissing in the wind
Definition linkPissing into wind
(v.) To be attempting to solve a problem with absolutely no success at all. Pushing shit up hill
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