Emergency banter

(n.) Light-hearted parlance of an offensive nature used defensively when no witty comments can be thought of. Eg: “Fuck off; Your mum”. cf. Rev

Definition link

LMF

(acron. adj.) Lack of Moral Fibre, used to describe anyone who doesn’t want to or cannot do what you are asking due to factors that you consider insignificant. cf. Man up, Wipe your minge, Zip in a spine

Definition link

One Man One Fan

(n.) Derogatory term for a Harrier pilot. Nozzly No Mates

Definition link

Nozzly no mates

(n.) Derogatory term for a Harrier pilot. One man one fan

Definition link

PONTI

(acron. n.) Person Of No Tactical Importance. Someone who is not directly engaged in warfare and therefore is generally not overly concerned with the needs of those who are. REMF cf. Blunty

Definition link

REMF

(acron. n.) Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. Someone who is not directly engaged in warfare and therefore is generally not overly concerned with the needs of those who are. PONTI cf. Blunty

Definition link

Seagul

(adj.) someone who is very reluctant to fly. Comparison with the bird which you have to throw a stone at to make fly.


Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /homepages/0/d247365653/htdocs/wordpress/bannedphrases/wp-content/plugins/microkids-related-posts/microkids-related-posts.php on line 645
Definition link

Seat to stick interface

(n.) Pilot. Stick monkey, Wings, Nose gunner

Definition link

Septic

(n.) One of our American cousins. From ~ tank = Yank. Spam cf. Cloggie, Cheese eating surrender monkey

Definition link

Should have tried harder at school

(phr.) A derogatory insult to anyone who isn’t aircrew implying that they are not because of their lack of academic application or because they are stupid.


Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /homepages/0/d247365653/htdocs/wordpress/bannedphrases/wp-content/plugins/microkids-related-posts/microkids-related-posts.php on line 645
Definition link

Stand up

1. (v.) To operate independently for the 1st time. Eg “on the 1st of November 13 squadron will  ~”

2. (order) Instruction to someone of short stature shouted to them when they are making a speech, said for comedy effect.

Definition link

Sweat like armorer in a spelling test

(phr.) To sweat profusely. [Armour may be replaced with PTI, winch-man, rock ape etc.]


Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /homepages/0/d247365653/htdocs/wordpress/bannedphrases/wp-content/plugins/microkids-related-posts/microkids-related-posts.php on line 645
Definition link

Teflon shoulders

(adj.) Someone who shirks responsibility or never pulls their weight.


Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /homepages/0/d247365653/htdocs/wordpress/bannedphrases/wp-content/plugins/microkids-related-posts/microkids-related-posts.php on line 645
Definition link

VPSI

(acron. n.) Voice Programmed Stick Interface. The pilot. Derogatory term usually used by rear-crew. Stick monkey, IFU3

Definition link

Wedge

(n.) 1. A suitably impressive amount of money. 2. The simplest tool known to man.


Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /homepages/0/d247365653/htdocs/wordpress/bannedphrases/wp-content/plugins/microkids-related-posts/microkids-related-posts.php on line 645
Definition link

Wipe your minge

(v.) Used to tell someone to stop being a wuss and be more like a man: Eg: “I don’t care if Miss Moneypenny dumped you and slept with your brother, ~ Mr Bond.” Man Up, Dry your eyes, Grow a spine

Definition link

Zip in a spine

(order.) Adopt an emotionless macho attitude and conceal any worries or weaknesses. Man up, Dry your eyes, Get some hair on your arse

Definition link