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The Aircrew Dictionary (of unacceptable cliche and overused phrases)
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Emergency banter

(n.) Light-hearted parlance of an offensive nature used defensively when no witty comments can be thought of. Eg: “Fuck off; Your mum”. cf. Rev

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  • Rev
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LMF

(acron. adj.) Lack of Moral Fibre, used to describe anyone who doesn’t want to or cannot do what you are asking due to factors that you consider insignificant. cf. Man up, Wipe your minge, Zip in a spine

Related definitions:
  • Get some hair on your arse
  • Man up
  • Wipe your minge
  • Zip in a spine
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One Man One Fan

(n.) Derogatory term for a Harrier pilot. Nozzly No Mates

Related definitions:
  • Nozzly no mates
  • Plastic pig
  • Wozzle jet
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Nozzly no mates

(n.) Derogatory term for a Harrier pilot. One man one fan

Related definitions:
  • One Man One Fan
  • Plastic pig
  • Wozzle jet
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PONTI

(acron. n.) Person Of No Tactical Importance. Someone who is not directly engaged in warfare and therefore is generally not overly concerned with the needs of those who are. REMF cf. Blunty

Related definitions:
  • Bluntie
  • REMF
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REMF

(acron. n.) Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. Someone who is not directly engaged in warfare and therefore is generally not overly concerned with the needs of those who are. PONTI cf. Blunty

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  • Bluntie
  • PONTI
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Seagul

(adj.) someone who is very reluctant to fly. Comparison with the bird which you have to throw a stone at to make fly.


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Seat to stick interface

(n.) Pilot. Stick monkey, Wings, Nose gunner

Related definitions:
  • IFU3
  • Nose gunner
  • Stick Monkey
  • Stick ninja
  • Two winged master race
  • Wings
  • Zipperheaded Sun God
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Septic

(n.) One of our American cousins. From ~ tank = Yank. Spam cf. Cloggie, Cheese eating surrender monkey

Related definitions:
  • Spam
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Should have tried harder at school

(phr.) A derogatory insult to anyone who isn’t aircrew implying that they are not because of their lack of academic application or because they are stupid.


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Stand up

1. (v.) To operate independently for the 1st time. Eg “on the 1st of November 13 squadron will  ~”

2. (order) Instruction to someone of short stature shouted to them when they are making a speech, said for comedy effect.

Related definitions:
  • Rolled out
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Sweat like armorer in a spelling test

(phr.) To sweat profusely. [Armour may be replaced with PTI, winch-man, rock ape etc.]


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Teflon shoulders

(adj.) Someone who shirks responsibility or never pulls their weight.


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VPSI

(acron. n.) Voice Programmed Stick Interface. The pilot. Derogatory term usually used by rear-crew. Stick monkey, IFU3

Related definitions:
  • IFU3
  • Nose gunner
  • Stick Monkey
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Wedge

(n.) 1. A suitably impressive amount of money. 2. The simplest tool known to man.


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Wipe your minge

(v.) Used to tell someone to stop being a wuss and be more like a man: Eg: “I don’t care if Miss Moneypenny dumped you and slept with your brother, ~ Mr Bond.” Man Up, Dry your eyes, Grow a spine

Related definitions:
  • Get some hair on your arse
  • LMF
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Zip in a spine

(order.) Adopt an emotionless macho attitude and conceal any worries or weaknesses. Man up, Dry your eyes, Get some hair on your arse

Related definitions:
  • Get some hair on your arse
  • LMF
  • Man up
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