Banned Phrases - P
Pain au beurre
(Fr. adj.) Term used to describe actions that are used so often that they are often considered the basic principles of the subject under discussion. Meat and two veg, Bread and butter
Related definitions:
- Bread and butter
- Meat and two veg
Pairs non-visual
(v.) To defecate at the same time as an associate in adjacent enclosed toilet cubicals. Pairs visual
Related definitions:
- Pairs visual
Pairs visual
(v.) To urinate in adjacent urinals with an associate. Pairs non-visual
Related definitions:
- Pairs non-visual
Paperworkex
(n.) An activity that involves recourse only to planning on the ground, not to actually physically doing anything.Practice bleed, Practice plan
Related definitions:
- Practice bleed
- Practice plan
Peanut gallery
(n.) Area of the main briefing room, usually very uncomfortable, cramped and towards the rear of the room, where students on the Tornado GR4 OCU sit. cf. Chimp
Related definitions:
- Maggots
Peashooter
(n.) The standard issue pistol for fast jet aircrew. cf. Gats & blats
Related definitions:
- Gats & blats
Pain au beurre
(Fr. adj.) Term used to describe actions that are used so often that they are often considered the basic principles of the subject under discussion. Meat and two veg, Bread and butter
Related definitions:
- Bread and butter
- Meat and two veg
Percussive engineering
(adv.) The act of trying to make something work by hitting it. Engineering tap
Pickle Button
(v.) The weapon’s release button. Pickle, pickle off.
Related definitions:
- Poop off
- Punk off
- Wang off
Pickle off
(v.) To excrete something solid and weighty from the body, such as a turd or a baby. cf MASS Live, Drop a Paveway 6
Related definitions:
- A BITE and download
- Dropping a paveway 6
- Dump down to landing weight
- Increase the gliding range
- Reduce the boarding mass
Piece of (old) piss
(n.) Something that is easy. Noddy
Related definitions:
- Noddy
Pilot shit
(n.) Indeterminable abilities that allow one to perform basic pilot skills to solve a situation without reference to prior planning or discussion. Eg: “Do some ~ to get us out of here”. cf. Black art
Related definitions:
- None
Pissex
(v.) A long or excessive alcoholic drinking session. Lash, Shedded
Related definitions:
- Essential bus
- Shed bus
- Shedded
Pissing into wind
(v.) To be attempting to solve a problem with absolutely no success at all. Pushing shit up hill
Related definitions:
- Pushing shit uphill
Pit
(n.) One’s bed or bedroom. Scratcher, Chariot
Related definitions:
- Scratcher
Plastic pig
(n.) A harrier aircraft. Wozzle jet, Bona, Flying tea trolley
Related definitions:
- Bona Jet
- Flying tea trolley
- Nozzly no mates
- One Man One Fan
- Wozzle jet
Playing the game
(v.) The act of performing a set of activities to please those in charge and allow your progression to the next stage. Jumping through hoops
Related definitions:
- Jumping through hoops
Plinking
(v.) The act of dropping multiple bombs one after another on multiple targets. Punk off, Wang off, Hoof Off, Poop Off
Related definitions:
- Hoof off
- Poop off
- Punk off
- Wang off
Plug
(v.) To airborne refuel via the drogue and basket method. Prod
Related definitions:
- Prod
Podge
(v.) To push a button. Mash
Related definitions:
- Mash
Point and shoot
(v.) The act of urination. cf. LP Cock pressure only
Related definitions:
- LP cock pressure only
Poke off
(v.) To leave a locale. Bang out, Foxtrot oscar, SID – out of here, Make like a, depart the fix, Do one
Related definitions:
- Departing the fix
- Make like a…
- SID (any Major Road Name)
- Thin out
PONTI
(acron. n.) Person Of No Tactical Importance. Someone who is not directly engaged in warfare and therefore is generally not overly concerned with the needs of those who are. REMF cf. Blunty
Related definitions:
- Bluntie
- REMF
Poop off
(v.) To release weapons. Plinking, Punk Off, Wang Off
Related definitions:
- Hoof off
- MOAB
- Pickle Button
- Plinking
- Punk off
- Wang off
Porkpie at a Barmitzvah
(n.) Something that is completely useless/unwelcome or surplus to requirements Tits on a fish, Indicators on a fish
Related definitions:
- Tits on a fish
Practice bleed
(v.) To rehearse a pointless activity, simply for the sake of rehearsal. cf. Practice plan
Related definitions:
- Jumping through hoops
- Mandraulically
- Paperworkex
- Practice plan
Practice plan
(stat. RT.) Statement repeated three times for comedy effect to highlight that the current plan will not be used in reality due to unforeseen factors. An adapted R.T. statement, from Practice Pan. cf. Practice bleed
Related definitions:
- Paperworkex
- Practice bleed
Press on
(inst.) Continue. Usually in marginal circumstances. cf. Crack on, pressonitis
Related definitions:
- Go to it
Press tits
(v.) To initiate a start up sequence. cf. Kick the tires and light the fires
Related definitions:
- Kick the tires and light the fires
Press to test
(v.) To initiate the early stages of a plan and gauge the reaction of those associated with it. Fly it up the flag pole
Related definitions:
- Fly it up the flag pole (And see who salutes it)
Prod
(v.) To attempt to airborne refuel via the drogue and basket method. Plug
Related definitions:
- Plug
Pukka gen
(n.) Definitely correct information. Gen dit
Related definitions:
- Gen dit (6 clips / 12 clips)
- Gouge
Pull up a sand bag
(inst.) Prepare yourself to be bored by my stories. cf. Spinning dits
Related definitions:
- None
Punk off
(v.) To release weapons. Pickle off, Plinking, Hoof off
Related definitions:
- Hoof off
- Pickle Button
- Plinking
- Poop off
- Toast
Pushing shit uphill
(v.) To be attempting to solve a problem with absolutely no success at all. Pissing in the wind
Related definitions:
- Pissing into wind
Put this one to bed
(v.) To bring something to a satisfactory conclusion. cf. Draw a line under
Related definitions:
- Done & dusted
- Draw a line under